Soccer Update
Saturday morning, 10:25 a.m. - just five minutes before the start of our second game:
Coach Y: "Okay, gang - since Coach X isn't here today, you've gotta win. If you lose, he'll blame me!"
Soccer Punk 1: "No way - if we lose, it'll be because Coach X wasn't here."
Soccer Punk 2: "No, it'll be because Coach Y didn't put the best players in."
Soccer Punk 3, aka The Beavis: "I know! If we lose, we'll blame my mom!"
Soccer Team: "Yeah! If we lose, it'll be HER fault!
Coaching soccer is NOT for sissies.

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